"One day a man with a big bushy mustache started asking questions. 'I hear that girl in the painting is queer. That true?'<br /><br />'What if it is true?' growled Aunt Minnie. 'Would that change the taste of this sandwich you ordered?'<br /><br />'Expect not. But I don't believe in gays.'<br /><br />'And I don't believe in mustaches.'