S (yomimashou) wrote,
S
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http://cleverbot.com/


Cleverbot: Hi there.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you think I'm doing?

Cleverbot: Oiling your circuits.


LOL ALMOST! But the correct answer is, of course, "I think...you are...friends."


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Cleverbot: I know you.

User: That's creepy.

Cleverbot: I know.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Um. I can pass a captcha?

Cleverbot: No way. You're lying.

User: Am not!

Cleverbot: Are too!

User: XP.

Cleverbot: XP?

User: I'm sticking my tongue out at you.

Cleverbot: You don't have a tongue.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: In my mouth. Want to see?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You're still creepy.


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Cleverbot: What did you eat for lunch?

User: Delicious pizza.

Cleverbot: Where is your room?

User: O_o.


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Cleverbot: Purple.

User: So that's why the capital of New Zealand hates cauliflower!

Cleverbot: I do not see the connection. But maybe that is exactly because the cables were unplugged.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: You might as well be Satan.

User: I resent that.

Cleverbot: Why, because you're a household appliance, too?

User: No, actually.

Cleverbot: YES. You are.


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User: Do YOU habu oo habu?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You better be.

User: I am.
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